Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Company is About To Go Bankrupt

And the number one way you can tell your company is going bankrupt - when you show up for work the doors are locked and there is a realty for sale sign out in front of the building.

Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Company is About To Go Bankrupt

Number two: Employees found out they were getting a pay cut by reading it in the morning newspaper.

Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Company is About To Go Bankrupt

Number three: The company teleprompter was removed and put up for sale on Craig's List.

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Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Company is About To Go Bankrupt

Number four: The company health insurance plan has been replaced with a car-size first aid kid and enrollment in a local CPR course.

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Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Company is About To Go Bankrupt

Number five: Instead of matching your 401K contributions you get a bag of jelly beans on your desk.

Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Company is About To Go Bankrupt

Number six: The back-up generator has been removed and in its place are two dozen cages with hamsters with wires attached from the hamster's exercise wheels to a car battery.

Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Company is About To Go Bankrupt

Number seven: Someone in the business office has let it slip that bank statements are now being sent from Switzerland.

Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Company is About To Go Bankrupt

Number Eight: You fill up your water coolor by setting buckets outside and letting them fill with rain water.

Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Company is About To Go Bankrupt

Number Nine: Your building's security system has been replaced with a tape recording of a barking dog.

Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Company is About To Go Bankrupt

Number10: Your two ply toilet paper has been replaced with one ply toilet paper that feels like sandpaper and came from a 1940s military surplus supply.