You know your company is about to go bankrupt, when...

When the "hold" music on the phone system is "Another one bites the dust."

All the urinals and porcelain plumbing fixtures have been replaced by six Folgers coffee cans in the men's room and two mop pails and the Sears Roebuck catalogue in the ladies room.

There is a piece of paper taped over the coffee maker with directions to the nearest Starbucks.

When the skipper says, "The story you have just seen is true; the names have been changed to protect the unemployed."
Courtesy of Sgt. Joe Friday